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至尊寶：長夜漫漫無心睡眠，我以為只有我睡不著覺，原來晶晶姑娘你也睡不著??！
? It's long night,no mood to sleep,I thought I'm the only one ,But Jingjing,you're?? sleepless ,too!
白晶晶：你把胡子剃光干什么？你知不知道你少了胡子一點性格都沒有了？
Why you shave off your beard?You're just another guy without beard!
白晶晶：唉，文也不行武也不行，你不做山賊，你想做狀元??？省省吧你！改變什么形象，好好地做你山賊這份很有前途的職業(yè)去吧！
You can't do anything.Do you want to be a scholar instead of a robber?Please stop changing,being a robber is a good job!
至尊寶：我知道了，我一定會繼續(xù)努力的!真失??！原來晶晶姑娘喜歡粗獷一面的我！I know,I'll try my best.So pathetic!Jingjing loves my violent side.
少女：神仙？妖怪？謝謝!哎！我現(xiàn)在鄭重宣布，這座山所有的東西都是屬于我的，包括你在內(nèi)！
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Immortals?Devil?Thank you!Listen to me, all things here belong to me.Include you!
唐僧: 悟空你也太調(diào)皮了，我跟你說過叫你不要亂扔東西，你怎么又…你看我還沒說完你又把棍子給扔掉了！月光寶盒是寶物，你把他扔掉會污染環(huán)境，要是砸到小朋友怎么辦？就算砸不到小朋友砸到那些花花草草也是不對的！
Monkey King,you are so naughty!I've told you,you don't listen to me again,YOU threw away your stick.The Pandora's Box is a treasure.You threw that away.It will pollute the enviroment!You will hurt kids! If there are not kids ,you'll hurt plants~
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唐僧：你想要??？悟空，你要是想要的話你就說話嘛，你不說我怎么知道你想要呢，雖然你很有誠意地看著我，可是你還是要跟我說你想要的。你真的想要嗎？那你就拿去吧！你不是真的想要吧？難道你真的想要嗎？……
Do you like it ?Tell me if you do .I'll give you if you like it ,I won't give you if you don't tell me.I'm pretty sure that I will give you if you like it ,I'm pretty sure that I won't give you if you don't like it.We're reasonble men~.I'll count to 3.Tell me you like it or not......
悟空：大家看到啦？這個家伙沒事就長篇大論婆婆媽媽嘰嘰歪歪，就好象整天有一只蒼蠅，嗡……對不起，不是一只，是一堆蒼蠅圍著你，嗡…嗡…嗡…嗡…飛到你的耳朵里面，救命啊！ 所以呢我就抓住蒼蠅擠破它的肚皮把它的腸子扯出來再用它的腸子勒住他的脖子用力一拉，呵－－！整條舌頭都伸出來啦！我再手起刀落嘩－－！整個世界清凈了?，F(xiàn)在大家明白，為什么我要殺他!
You know the guy keep nagging all the time.very annoying.Just like a fly !No,not a fly, It's a swarm of flies!Fly into your brain.Help !Help !I'll catch it and tear it's belly open,tear it's intestine out,then put it around it's neck,then pull it .It's tongue comes out,and then I use my blade to cut.Wow~!The world becomes silent.Now you know why i want to eat it up!
********唐僧：唉，那個金剛?cè)Τ叽缣?，前重后輕左寬右窄，他帶上之后很不舒服，整晚失眠，會連累我嘛！他雖然是個猴子，可是你也不能這樣對他，官府知道了會說我虐待動物的！說起那個金剛?cè)?，去年我在陳家村認識了一位鐵匠，他手工精美、價錢又公道、童叟無欺，干脆我介紹你再定做一個吧！
The size of the Gold Ring didn't suit him.It made him very uneasy.After waering it he couldn't sleep well at night.It's bad to me too.Althought he is a monkey.You still cann't abuse it,I'll be indicated animal abuse if the government knows it.The Gold Ring,I met a iron-swith at Chan's village last year,let me intruduce you to him and make a new one!
畫外音：當時那把劍離我的喉嚨只有0.01公分，但是四分之一炷香之后，那把劍的女主人將會徹底地愛上我，因為我決定說一個謊話。雖然本人生平說過無數(shù)的謊話，但是這一個我認為是最完美的……
At this time the blade is really close to me 0.01cmI think.But after a short period of time 0.01secind,I think the owner of the sword will fall for me wholeheartedlly.Because I've decided to tell lies .I've told many lies in my life.But I think it is the wonderful lie!
紫霞：你再往前半步我就把你給殺了！
I'll kill you if you come close!
至尊寶：你應該這么做，我也應該死。曾經(jīng)有一份真誠的愛情放在我面前，我沒有珍惜，等我失去的時候我才后悔莫及，人世間最痛苦的事莫過于此。你的劍在我的咽喉上割下去吧！不用再猶豫了！如果上天能夠給我一個再來一次的機會，我會對那個女孩子說三個字：我愛你。如果非要在這份愛上加上一個期限，我希望是……一萬年！
You should kill me !Kill me!I'd found my best love .But i didn't treasure her.I felt regretful after that,It's the ultimate pain in the world!Just cut my throat ,Pleasee don't hesitate!If God can give me a chance.I'll tell her three words:"i love you"!If God wanna give me a time limit.I'll say this love will last 10 thousand years!
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唐僧：悟空，你盡管捅死我吧，生又何哀，死又何苦，等你明白了舍生取義，你自然會回來跟我唱這首歌的！
Monkey king,you can kill me!Lifr and death are vry minor,When you know why you should make sacrifices,you will come back and sing this song with me..
青霞：哈哈哈！你居然會相信那個小滑頭會回來接你？要是真的話我可得恭喜你了。不過就算他回來他有什么本事把你從牛魔王手上搶回去？
hahaha!You think that bastard will come to pick you up?But even if he comes back ,he can't get you back from the King Bull!
紫霞：上天既然安排他能拔出我的紫青寶劍，他一定是個不平凡的人，錯不了！我知道有一天他會在一個萬眾矚目的情況下出現(xiàn)，身披金甲圣衣，腳踏七色的云彩來娶我！
It's fate that he can pull my magic sword,He must be an unordinary man.I'm sure .I know he'll come back one day,appera in pubnic, wearing golden armour and stepping on colourful cloud,come to marry me!
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至尊寶：在一個月黑風高陰森恐怖的晚上我是至尊寶你是白晶晶，奇妙的愛情就從橋頭上這一點火開始的。我才一轉(zhuǎn)身你就突如其來地向我一指，我整個手就著火了。你還要沖過來向我打拚命地打拚命地打拚命地打，不是不是不是這么打，這樣這樣這樣，對了就是這樣打的，你看到了嗎？以后的發(fā)展我可以用一句峰回路轉(zhuǎn)來形容，因為突然之間殺出了一個牛魔王。當時你手拿一條龍骨大戰(zhàn)牛魔王之后，還把我抓回了盤絲洞。 所謂光陰似箭，真的一點也不錯，因為才一轉(zhuǎn)眼就說到重點了。在斷巖頂上就是感情爆發(fā)的時候，當時我不顧一切地摸你你也不顧一切地摸我，還立下了永不分離的誓言。 可惜快樂永遠是短暫的，換來的只是無窮無盡的痛苦跟長嘆，為什么你會死呢？我當時只有利用月光寶盒使時光倒流查出真相，終于被我發(fā)現(xiàn)原來你是自殺的！在最后關頭我終于能夠把你救活！ 可是最后一次時光倒流月光寶盒發(fā)生故障我“啾”的一聲就回到了五百年前……就這樣。
At a pitch-park night,I'm Joker,you're Pak jingjing,fantastic love starts from a fire at the bridge.When I turn back you pointat me with your fingers.Then my hand gets burning,You explain everything,YOU will rush to me and hit me .hit and hit,Yes. can you see it?There are many twists and turns.Suddenly,The king bull comes to us .You fight with him with a black bone.You grabbed me to the main content,On the cliff.we the climax.At what time ,i touch you,you touch me too.Wemake promise that we won't separate.But happiness is always a flash of time.We only have endless pain.Why will you die?So I use the Box to travel back to the past .I discover that you kill yourself.At the last moment I have your life!But at the last time of last timetravel.the Box doesn;t work properly.Igo back to 500 years ago.THat's the story.
紫霞：昨天晚上我托一只蜘蛛來跟你說，讓他告訴你我很想念你，你知不知道？
Yesterday night,I told a spider to tell you ,told you I missed you much,Do you know?
至尊寶：你又知不知道？我一直在騙你。
You don't know again? I'm cheating you!
紫霞：騙就騙吧！就象飛蛾一樣，明知道會受傷，還是會撲到火上。飛蛾就這么傻！
That's fine.Just like a moth.It flies to fire even if knows it'll get hurt.Moth is so silly.
至尊寶：出來吧！葡萄！
Come out,grape!
菩提：我不是想監(jiān)視你，我只不過是想研究一下人與人之間的一些微妙的感情。
I don't want to watch you,I just want to study the interesting relationship among humans.
至尊寶：你只是強盜啊大哥，別學人家做學問。
But you 're a robber.don't pretent to be a scholar.
菩提：強盜也有學問。
Even robbor has it's own knowledge.
至尊寶：省省吧，睡啦！
Stop!go to sleep!"
菩提：紫霞在你心目中是不是一個驚嘆號，還是一個句號，你腦袋里是不是充滿了問號……
In your mind.Is Zixia an exclamation mark? OR she's a full stop? Is your mind full of questins mark?'
至尊寶：紫霞只不過是一個我認識的人！我以前說過一個謊話騙她，現(xiàn)在只不過心里面有點內(nèi)疚而已。我越來越討厭她了！我明天就要結(jié)婚了，你想怎么樣嘛！
Zixia yi\s just a girl who i know,Ilied to her in the past.I an just feeling a little bit regretful.I hate her.I'll get marry tomorrow.What do you want ?
菩提：有一天當你發(fā)覺你愛上一個你討厭的人，這段感情才是最要命的！
When you discover that you've fallen in love with a person you hate,this affair is really hurting you.
至尊寶：可是我怎么會愛上一個我討厭的人呢？請你給我一個理由好不好？拜托！
But how can i fall in love with a person i hate?Please give me a reason!Pleas!
菩提：愛一個人需要理由嗎？
Do we need any reason to love a person?
至尊寶：不需要嗎？
Don't we?
菩提：需要嗎？
Do we ?
至尊寶：不需要嗎？
Don't we?
菩提：需要嗎？
Do we ?
至尊寶：不需要嗎？
Don't we?
菩提：哎，我是跟你研究研究嘛，干嘛那么認真呢？需要嗎？
Let me study it for you.Why are you so serious?Do we?
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