I Am Acting Like a Lady
One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women. 7 |8 y; d- J% @
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He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed.?
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"You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?" 1 `, u% ~4 S4 w0 Z1 ?$ r??V
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"Listen," he said, "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."! d8 f9 A+ h5 q- X# Z6 Z7 M# a
我要表現(xiàn)得象位女士8 O. g+ q9 g1 j8 O: r% }
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一天，遠(yuǎn)東百貨公司的女裝大減價(jià)，一位高貴的中年男士想給太太買一件?？墒?，沒(méi)過(guò)多久，他發(fā)現(xiàn)自己已被瘋狂的女人沖得踉踉蹌蹌。
他竭力忍耐著。后來(lái)，他低下頭，揮動(dòng)雙臂，擠過(guò)人群。
“你干嘛？”有人尖聲叫道，“你難道不能表現(xiàn)得象位紳士嗎？” " x$ q8 i) {) G3 d! V
“聽(tīng)著，”他說(shuō)，“我已經(jīng)象紳士一樣表現(xiàn)了一個(gè)小時(shí)。從現(xiàn)在起，我要表現(xiàn)得象個(gè)女士!"$ J" L1 G??G
funny.
